"Con - gratulATIONS!! Every - one / makin' their graduATION!!!''

---Michael/Richaard/Whatever Mayfield, my alphabetically destined seatmate, June 2000

"It's here and I like it!''

---the secret love of my life WILL SMITH!!!!!

May 12, 2004
Con - gratulATIONS!!!
time 1:29 pm feeling all set reading Sophie's World music LXv7.0 and spring04 stuff ready for graduation! next reception time, pat ourselves on the back, aren't we great, hahahaha


AW YEAH BABY WE'RE GOING TO...Nationals??! Wait, that didn't fit...let's try again. AW YEAH BABY WE'RE GOING TO...GRADUATION! That's a bit more like it. I am all 'gussied up' so to speak, in my style with the humidity, plumbers, waterless apartment and all, and waiting for Sarah to call me back about parrot earrings. I think that would be cool. Maybe I'll call K-10 about it too. Although I just put earrings in and I had to tear through skin as I hadn't worn them in so long. OUCH!!

So I thought I should update as today is my GRADUATION. Oh yes, I am graduating (although, we won't know if I passed or not for a bit, alas, everyone can deal). Guess what else? I miss my girls. That's right, I'm coaching again. L4s, 5s, Fireballs, and High school (who are actually OK and nice and stuff), at Rising Stars Gymnastics in Oakdale. Oh yeah! Oh yeah! I love it. I love Rossi (the Bulgarian lady I work with). Her and her parrot! Ah but I digress...

So yeah, for those of you who are fortunate enough not to know or whatever, I am speaking at this so-called 'graduation' tonight, haha. I kind of want to tell the plumber about it so he doesn't think I'm such a slacker, candy-whoring freak like I've been today all the time (wait that didn't make sense) but whatever. Sarah's without power, we're without water and a wall. But what's the diff? God I hope no one ever sees our apt. It looks like shit right now.

Yeah!! Yeah!! OK I am a bit out of my mind. We are graduaaaatting!! I have to go to the reception but I thought I'd share. Aah I just ate all my Pez! Now what?! I have to pee but unforunately, no water. I think I'll abuse the University's restroom facilities for this purpose. Yes, one last gift from the 'U' (yes we're the only University in the country, that's right) for me. Tata.